Don't touch this cowboys hat!

[Yotekiller]

So when I bought my Kubota tractor, the dealership gave me a free hat. It has been my favorite hat ever since and I wear it every single day! Well since I have been hunting every day the last week, I have been wearing my hunting hat instead. Low and behold, the girlfriend decided she was gonna do me a favor and wash my dirty hat, and DRY it too!!! So I lost my favorite hat...I feel like changing the oil in her Audi and not putting any back in. I don't think woman understand the relationship between a man and his hat.. I would rather go without pants than my hat, and not just any old hat will work.

 

[Pawnee]

I hope she does the right thing and buys you a new tractor - with a free hat.

 

[Yotekiller]

I hope she does the right thing and buys you a new tractor - with a free hat.

I like the way you think!!!

 

[mikester]

I feel like changing the oil in her Audi and not putting any back in.

You will be doing her a favour

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

Tell her to get shopping!

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[rc51stierhoff]

Before I set the make up price, I’d have to consider how many prime hunting acres she stands to inherit.

 

[Mark_BX25D]

I would rather go without pants than my hat,

We'd rather you didn't!

 

[jaxs]

I'm not suggesting you take it that far but a guy I worked with kicked a live-in girlfriend out because she cleaned his cast-iron skillet.

 

[Mark_BX25D]

I'm not suggesting you take it that far but a guy I worked with kicked a live-in girlfriend out because she cleaned his cast-iron skillet.

Hey. Some of us take our cast iron very seriously. Tread lightly, there.

 

[NorthwoodsLife]

Wow. It's a ten dollar hat. Sounds like you wore it like a badge of Kubota honor. That part is cool.

So, your little woman thinks she did you a solid favor and washed it for you. Out of love.

You should be grateful.

Go buy another cheap tractor hat and love your woman.

Or complain about her....

Sheesh.

Folks are out of touch.

Love is the answer.

Or it's just a joke that I don't find funny.