Don't touch this cowboys hat!

[Yotekiller]

So when I bought my Kubota tractor, the dealership gave me a free hat. It has been my favorite hat ever since and I wear it every single day! Well since I have been hunting every day the last week, I have been wearing my hunting hat instead. Low and behold, the girlfriend decided she was gonna do me a favor and wash my dirty hat, and DRY it too!!! So I lost my favorite hat...I feel like changing the oil in her Audi and not putting any back in. I don't think woman understand the relationship between a man and his hat.. I would rather go without pants than my hat, and not just any old hat will work.

 

[Pawnee]

I hope she does the right thing and buys you a new tractor - with a free hat.

 

[Yotekiller]

I hope she does the right thing and buys you a new tractor - with a free hat.

I like the way you think!!!

 

[mikester]

I feel like changing the oil in her Audi and not putting any back in.

You will be doing her a favour

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

Tell her to get shopping!

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[rc51stierhoff]

Before I set the make up price, I’d have to consider how many prime hunting acres she stands to inherit.

 

[Mark_BX25D]

I would rather go without pants than my hat,

We'd rather you didn't!