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Old_Paint

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Youins is often substituted for y’all when rednecks test the limits of Darwinian theory. No difference, just a dialect thing. I speak many dialects of Redneckese and I am a Yankee’s worst nightmare. A redneck with an education. I left a mark on most of my college professors. So, iffin I say “Holma beer ‘n watchiss” you’ll want grab the beer, back away, pay careful attention in case of subsequent subpoenas, and do not enter the safety bubble, the size of which is usually determined by the horsepower, muzzle velocity, or weight of whatever I’m holding.
 
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Youins is often substituted for y’all when rednecks test the limits of Darwinian theory. No difference, just a dialect thing. I speak many dialects of Redneckese and I am a Yankee’s worst nightmare. A redneck with an education. I left a mark on most of my college professors. So, iffin I say “Holma beer ‘n watchiss” you’ll want grab the beer, back away, pay careful attention in case of subsequent subpoenas, and do not enter the safety bubble, the size of which is usually determined by the horsepower, muzzle velocity, or weight of whatever I’m holding.
Yeah well ya auta hear Pixburgeze talkin to a Pike county coal miner in Hazard county bar! Interesting to say the least.