Funny thing about that. Turns out mealworms will eat plastic, so it's the ultimate recycling.
That should drive the vegans bonkers. Recycling plastic is the Holy Grail of that crowd, but if the result is MEAT.....
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Funny thing about that. Turns out mealworms will eat plastic, so it's the ultimate recycling.
That should drive the vegans bonkers. Recycling plastic is the Holy Grail of that crowd, but if the result is MEAT.....
So that's where those plastic Easter eggs with the treats inside come from!Funny thing about that. Turns out mealworms will eat plastic, so it's the ultimate recycling.
That should drive the vegans bonkers. Recycling plastic is the Holy Grail of that crowd, but if the result is MEAT.....
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We all have tractors. We're all capable of digging holes. I mean, hell, I could go onto any one of my neighbors properties and dig a hole and nobody would be the wiser...
Good way to deal with trespassers
We've also got the benefit of large amounts of bushland with lots and lots of abandoned mine shafts
Have you ever been around when someone throws a snake into a hog pen? Kind of like a habu-mongoose fight.
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A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says "please come over here and help me. I have a very hard jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of coffee, and then," he said with a deep sigh…
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of coffee, and then," he said with a deep sigh…
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
Two Louisiana alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says, "I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids ... I just don't get it."
"Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"
"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.
"Hmmmm. Well, where do you catch'em?"
"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."
"Same here. Hmmmm. How do you catch'em?"
"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, bite'em, shake the crap out of 'em, and eat'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a lawyer, there's nothing left but lips and a briefcase..."