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Just read this on local news site here...though maybe it was worth a chuckle or two?
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And explain the physics of the trailer not moving forward and how the car was lifted off the ground to reach trailer deck height. And why are the rear pillars of the trailer still totally vertical and not forced forward. Looks very fishy to me.
If you Google "lehigh valley car into trailer" the story shows up on Yahoo and two local media sources. Channel 69 says a 19 year old was arrested on suspicion of DUI. Also the trailer traveled about 75 yards after the car went in..
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Driver arrested after crashing into parked trailer in Salisbury
Police are investigating a crash in Salisbury Township that resulted in one driver being taken into custody.
Last winter I passed an SUV driver who managed to perfectly straddle a deep steep sided ditch perpendicular to the road. SUV was perched with front and rear bumpers on the ground, car level and all 4 wheels of their 4WD spinning freely in the air. You'd need a crane to park the SUV the way it was suspended. Bad drivers are capable of amazing feats of stupidity.
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I was hoping that my wife would give me 'peace of mind' but instead she gave me a 'piece of hers'. 
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Yep, I would believe that there had to be some alcohol involved. But the driver did get a bullseye. lolIf you Google "lehigh valley car into trailer" the story shows up on Yahoo and two local media sources. Channel 69 says a 19 year old was arrested on suspicion of DUI. Also the trailer traveled about 75 yards after the car went in..
Driver arrested after crashing into parked trailer in Salisbury
Police are investigating a crash in Salisbury Township that resulted in one driver being taken into custody.
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I encountered a geo metro upside down in the ditch.
For about 10 to 15 seconds on my approach down a winding mountain road in a snow storm, I was having a hard time comprehending what I was seeing.
I could make out 4 tires and the exhaust
The ditch was the perfect width that it swallowed the car. The tires and exhaust were sitting at the correct height for it to be upright and on the road.
Approaching in poor visibility, it took me a minute for my brain to catch up with what I was seeing
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A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,
"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.
It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.
"How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "Its really spoiled my need for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
"Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving."
"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.
It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.
"How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "Its really spoiled my need for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
"Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving."
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