Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

I read that she got a sea shell tattoo on her upper inner thigh. If you put your ear to it you could smell the ocean.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

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Your an evil man

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[dirtydeed]

 

[skeets]

 

[Magicman]

Driving home today I saw a guy on the side of the road under an umbrella selling Boiled Peanuts. Well I love boiled peanuts so I decided to help him out and stopped.

The guy ahead of me asked the price and was told $6 per quart and $14 per gallon. He got two quarts......They walk among us and vote. Yikes. !!!

 

[lynnmor]

Driving home today I saw a guy on the side of the road under an umbrella selling Boiled Peanuts. Well I love boiled peanuts so I decided to help him out and stopped.

The guy ahead of me asked the price and was told $6 per quart and $14 per gallon. He got two quarts......They walk among us and vote. Yikes. !!!

If the guy was like me, he might of wanted to donate 12 bucks and poured the disgusting things in the garden later. Some of those folks are down and out but making an effort.

 

[Old_Paint]

Tom.. it was Sister Mary Sylestine, old school with no sense of humor

She must’ve been related to Sister Mary Elaphant.

 

[Henro]

 

[D2Cat]

 

[dirtydeed]

 

[Land Grader]

Over the years I see a lot of jokes about 10mm sockets. Never really got them. Well today I was changing out a tensioner pulley and it required a 10mm socket. Took it out of the tray, while the tray rested on the top of the radiator. Socket promptly fell down between the radiator and engine never to be seen again.

 

[jimh406]

gf says because we got Chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense . They do it in China all of the time.