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Magicman
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A father and son went deer hunting together for the first time.
The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the
field."A few hours later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son.
"What's wrong?' the father asked, "I told you to be quiet.'
The boy, bless his heart, answered;
"'Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet, I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck, I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder, I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me, I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat, I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching but when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' ' Well, I guess I just panicked '.
The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the
field."A few hours later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son.
"What's wrong?' the father asked, "I told you to be quiet.'
The boy, bless his heart, answered;
"'Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet, I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck, I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder, I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me, I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat, I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching but when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' ' Well, I guess I just panicked '.
xrocketengineer
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Daren Todd
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Daren Todd
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I often tell my kids, a joke explained is a joke ruined.
I got to go to a Sing Along With Mitch show at the Hollywood Bowl when I was a little kid. That was actually fun!
Daren Todd
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Magicman
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Well, that's not nice
If I win I promise I'll give 25% to everyone here. Just don't hold your breath waiting. I never buy lottery tix.
And that's about as useful information a one would receive if one paid for one of those DNA kits!
GreensvilleJay
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saw on news, bad guys now getting caught cause family members bought DNA kits.......
seems the DNA companies share their database with anyone that'll pay the price.
seems the DNA companies share their database with anyone that'll pay the price.
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