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skeets

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Im glad I aint the only one! 10 times and I still dont have a clue
 
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Henro

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Following the others, I used to ask some of my dishwasher employees:

Do you walk to school or take your lunch?

Is it Tuesday or Pittsburgh?

Don’t look at me with that tone of voice!

Got similar reactions to mine for that one….😳
Being from Pittsburgh, I totally understand. BUT I must point out, your third line is not a question...
 

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Being from Pittsburgh, I totally understand. BUT I must point out, your third line is not a question...
True, but has been one of my trademarks for many years.

My staff got me an engraved cup a couple years ago. Has many of my common stuff.

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Following the others, I used to ask some of my dishwasher employees:

Do you walk to school or take your lunch?

Is it Tuesday or Pittsburgh?

Don’t look at me with that tone of voice!

Got similar reactions to mine for that one….😳
A legit question from a former supervisor, "What's the difference between a small and a chocolate?"

That's not even from the boss (at the same place) who had wonderful sayings like, "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it," and "that's gonna blow up like a Christmas tree." Oh, and one of his best ones, "Ultrasonic welding and a gun to your head are the same thing."
 
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D2Cat

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I pride myself on my reading comprehension, and have deciphered some atrocious spelling and grammar many times. But no matter how many times I read that, I’m still a lost by ball in high weeds on that one.
O-P, don't be too down on yourself. It was composed by someone who wanted to be president!
 
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Magicman

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In life it's important to know when to stop arguing with people and simply let them be wrong.

If you agree with them....then you will both be wrong.
 
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