Daily Chuckle

[Henro]

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Hey! There is not supposed to be any “pole-itical” posts made here!

living dangerously, eh Skeets?

 

[Moose7060]

This was the warning on a noodle packet I was cooking for dinner.

I don't think we are gonna make it as a species

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The sad part is it is so true. Who would have ever thought that eating Tide pods, lighting fireworks on your head, etc would even remotely be considered as a good idea. I don't have much faith in the future of mankind anymore.

 

[Moose7060]

Hey! There is not supposed to be any “pole-itical” posts made here!

living dangerously, eh Skeets?

Well if you have to go, might as well go out with a bang!

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Old_Paint]

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That would be me with every ummmm, ermmm, ‘person of distinguishable ethnicity (or perhaps indistinguishable)’ who calls me wanting to buy the house I’m living in. Telling them they don’t have enough money isn’t working.

 

[Daren Todd]

That would be me with every ummmm, ermmm, ‘person of distinguishable ethnicity (or perhaps indistinguishable)’ who calls me wanting to buy the house I’m living in. Telling them they don’t have enough money isn’t working.

Here's one i got. I had a text yesterday meant for one of the ladies that purchased our home a couple years ago.

The person wanted to know if they would like them to make a cash offer on the home with a fast closing

Boy I could have started a sh!t storm

 

[DustyRusty]

I tell them that they are a day late. The bank has foreclosed on the property and now I am a squatter they are trying to evict.

 

[AM28]

I missed it!

Skeets, could you post it again? Thanks…

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Don’t ever turn left

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daylight]

 

[Old_Paint]

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Been trying to get the grandkids to ask for blinker fluid and muffler bearings lots of other stuff of similar nature. Funny part is the older ones will do it quicker than the younger ones. Go figger.

 

[Old_Paint]

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I dunno if ‘weird’ is the correct word. Scary comes to mind when I think about how many air wasters are making millions as ‘influencers’ on social media. Not so much that they’re making millions, but because of how many idiots can’t think for themselves and need someone who’s never had to work for a living to tell them what to do, and how parents’ and grandparents’ advice is discounted because they read something different on the internet. Younger generations seem to be oblivious to the fact that people who love them and support them are actually trying help them while the influencers are simply helping themselves. They just can’t seem to connect the dots.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[woodman55]

 

[skeets]

A man is on his deathbed. He asked his nurse to be a witness to his will.
His wife, his daughter and two sons are bedside.
"So", he says to them:
"Danny, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses..."
"Judy, you take the apartments over Los Angeles Plaza... "
"Steve, I want you to take the offices over in city center.... "
"Anna, my dear wife please take all the residential buildings downtown..."
The nurses is just blown away by all this, and as the man slips away, she says, "Mrs. Morris your husband must have been such a hard-working man that have accumulated all this property".
The wife replies, "Property? The asshole has a paper route,"

 

[Daren Todd]