Daily Chuckle

[Mark_BX25D]

When my kids were approaching their driving age, I convinced them that in order to learn to drive a car, they had to learn to first drive the lawn tractor and mow. My daughter got out of it immediately, after bitching and moaning, by crashing the tractor into the house right off the bat and bending the hell out of the hood. When it was my sons turn, he did not complain, he mowed every time it was requested. However, anything he could run over was fair game.
After they became adults, my daughter is not a very good driver and has had several car crashes. My son runs his cars, regardless of what sounds they make, until they need major repairs.

So, you are saying you didn't teach either of them well. Got it.

 

[Mark_BX25D]

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The origin of the saying, "The Early Bird Gets The Worm."

 

[bearbait]

 

[bearbait]

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And that my friends is why she gives me gas

 

[bearbait]

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I noticed I get really gassy after our dates.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[xrocketengineer]

So, you are saying you didn't teach either of them well. Got it.

Well, actually, they got their "real" driving lessons with their mom.

 

[fried1765]

I wouldn't be allowed to go fishing with Sam either

I would very much LIKE to go fishing with Sam!

 

[Bmyers]

I would very much LIKE to go fishing with Sam!

According to the post, she will be looking for a new fishing partner.

 

[DustyRusty]

I would very much LIKE to go fishing with Sam!

What makes you think that she wants to go fishing with an old man like you?

 

[chim]

What makes you think that she wants to go fishing with an old man like you?

His net worth?

 

[bmblank]

When my parents go I should be inheriting at least 3 nets...

 

[D2Cat]

 

[fried1765]

What makes you think that she wants to go fishing with an old man like you?

I have a good boat!

 

[PHPaul]

I have a good boat!

With a big Johnson?

 

[fried1765]

With a big Johnson?

You been peeking?

 

[chim]

Reminds me of a conversation Wifey and I had a while back. The boyfriend was older, overweight and rich. The girlfriend was a beauty. Wifey said "You know she's only after one thing". To which I replied "Yep, and he is too. Looks like a win-win".

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]