Daily Chuckle

[Old_Paint]

What, you had to get up and pee? The advertisement was, If you don't get up you will wish you did!

Knock on wood, I still don’t have to get up in the night to pee. But, if I fall asleep quickly, I rarely sleep more than an hour before something is hurting and I have to change position to make something else hurt worse so the pain that woke me up doesn’t bother me anymore. The wonderful thing about the human body is that it only hurts in one place (sometimes all over) at a time. An arthritic knee can make you completely forget about the thumb you hit with a hammer, or vice versa. Whatever hurts the most will get your undivided attention. There may be some pain management gummies in my future.

 

[OntheRidge]

Have you tried to find one like that lately? They’re as rare as chicken teeth. I like them because they’re light and fantastic for precise wood work.

Traditional Geared Hand Drill

Get that hands-on feeling in your work with our geared Hand Drill

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[chim]

In keeping with the prevailing mentality on the board, Go Bigger

When I was a pup I used this to wire a couple new houses.

 

[Outnumbered]

Even though I am only in my 60"s, I have used both the brace and bit and the ole manual drill over the years.

 

[Daren Todd]

I bet this dude will carry a knife from now on

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[chim]

I bet this dude will carry a knife from now on

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AND, move to the soprano section of the church choir

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Old_Paint]

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Not bragging about it, but I did EXACTLY this in high school at the beginning of my junior year to a new teacher, just joking around so she’d be more at ease with the class. Got sent to the principal’s office, told him exactly what happened, and he thought it was funny as hell. Teacher didn’t like it much when he brought me back to class and told her to lighten up. She knew it was gonna be a long school year, because I really wasn’t the class clown. He was even more sarcastic than I was. It’s good to be buddies with the principal.

 

[D2Cat]

 

[Gary Olson]

 

[jaxs]

AND, move to the soprano section of the church choir

Refreshing to see originality. It must get boring surfing the net for humor to post.