Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

And no blown up boob jobs.

 

[Magicman]

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Drive around for a couple hours , let them out and see who is happy to meet you.

 

[skeets]

Some think this was the first air friar

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Gary Olson]

 

[Gary Olson]

 

[D2Cat]

 

[Old_Paint]

@Daren Todd and I seem to have very similar senses of humor.

Wish I could find it again, but one of my favorites was a sign written in Braille. “HOT! DO NOT TOUCH!” Ranks right up there with Braille on a drive-up ATM. What’s next, Braille stop signs?

 

[Old_Paint]

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Have you ever noticed how quickly something you just had in your hand less than two minutes ago can completely disappear, only to be found 30 minutes later in a place where you KNOW you have not been?

 

[Gary Olson]

 

[skeets]

You mean like that damned 1/2 socket on a 3 inch extension you just laid next to what you are working on?

 

[Daren Todd]

Have you ever noticed how quickly something you just had in your hand less than two minutes ago can completely disappear, only to be found 30 minutes later in a place where you KNOW you have not been?

I do that all the flipping time I'm a service manager so I'm working on my projects at work as well as training a new mechanic, and sometimes consulting with my lead tech.

I'll have something in my hand and set it down without realizing it. Then 15 minutes later I'm wandering the shop looking for the tool I was using