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[Magicman]

I had a job selling security alarms door to door and I was really good at it.

If no one was home I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[bird dogger]

A photojournalist on assignment was traveling through the African jungle when he spotted a pygmy standing beside a very large, ferocious, but dead lion.

Wanting the pygmy's story, he walked up to him and said, "Wow!! This lion is HUGE!! Did you kill him?"

The pygmy replied, "Yes, I killed him with my club."

The impressed photojournalist then said, "Unbelievable! How big is your club?"

To which the pygmy answered, "There's about 90 of us."

 

[i7win7]

 

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[fatjay]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Magicman]

 

[mikester]

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No, it's the Ford sales brochure showing max tow capacity

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]