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[armylifer]

Yeah, but a girl with tattoos and piercings will **** your **** behind the dumpster at the bowling alley less than an hour into the first date.

Who wants that? I would rather have a clean wholesome relationship with a real woman. Just like with my wife of 40 years.

 

[Lil Foot]

And BORING !

Anybody who could be bored with those three would have to be (insert your own politically incorrect comment here)

 

[Biker1mike]

edit: Removed my knee jerk reaction.

Oh , yeah, married to the same woman for 45 years. Never strayed !

 

[Bmyers]

edit: Removed my knee jerk reaction.

Oh , yeah, married to the same woman for 45 years. Never strayed !

Congrats on the 45 years! In today's society of disposable everything, including marriages, 45 years is a wonderful accomplishment.

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Toyboy]

Yeah, but a girl with tattoos and piercings will **** your **** behind the dumpster at the bowling alley less than an hour into the first date.

If you want to get STD's, Go For It !!!

 

[Bmyers]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[skeets]

All know is some of those BOREING girls were pretty wild in the back seat at the drive in

 

[Henro]

Who wants that? I would rather have a clean wholesome relationship with a real woman. Just like with my wife of 40 years.

Well after 50 years plus with the same woman and never having the desire to cheat even once, I might say I could be up for it now that I am almost in my late 70s...!!! LOL.

Don't expect to have the chance though...Oh well...

 

[Biker1mike]

All know is some of those BOREING girls were pretty wild in the back seat at the drive in

So, you are saying those non pierced girls had some pretty poor morals.
STDs were around long before women with tattoos and piercings were common.

Sometimes you should get to know a person BEFORE you make your judgements.
My kid with the most piercings and several tattoos has a masters degree, is a G13 in the federal system and can out shoot most of the men I know. Call her anything less than mam and her Airborne Capt. (ret) will help her clean your clock.

And now back to some funny stuff.

 

[Bmyers]

 

[xrocketengineer]

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Well. I guess I am younger. In my time, they already were in technicolor.

 

[Magicman]

 

[skeets]

So, you are saying those non pierced girls had some pretty poor morals.
STDs were around long before women with tattoos and piercings were common.

Sometimes you should get to know a person BEFORE you make your judgements.
My kid with the most piercings and several tattoos has a masters degree, is a G13 in the federal system and can out shoot most of the men I know. Call her anything less than mam and her Airborne Capt. (ret) will help her clean your clock.

And now back to some funny stuff.

Well mikie I know their morals weren't any different than that of girls, when I rode with a club.
Some good, some bad, and some in between. Some had tats and piercing's that was nothing to grade their behavior on.
And good for your kid, I was a 13/6 when I was forcibly retired from the govt, and there were some pretty loose morals there.
And FYI both my girls can out shoot me and there hubbies if they want to. And you should well be proud of her, but you dont have the corner on being proud of your kid.
Oh and it is spelled Ma'am

 

[Bmyers]