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Gonna agree. Just imagine what it's going to look like at 80-90 years old, assuming they didn't get HepC or Dreaded Ear disease from the tattooist. Sadly, most of the folks I know that get them can barely pay rent, but they have plenty money for the 'tattoo artist'. I guess they haven't had to eat Campbell's soup long enough just to keep from starving while paying rent and college tuition. I figured that math out before I got the first one, and at my age, still don't have one. Think of the number of idiots that got their girl(boy)friends name tattooed in an obvious place, then broke up with the other person. Ummmm. I have no problem with them, but if my server in a restaurant is tatted up
My wife used to work in a restaurant called InCahoots. So, I'm guessing she knows all about it.
Mine is to be Walter, the Walmart greeter. "Get your sh** and GET OUT!"
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Me too: "Good Lord, Woman, does your husband know you go out in public like that?"
Had to look up who Escher is... now it makes sense and IS funny.
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Thought for today.
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
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