Daily Chuckle

[armylifer]

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I liked the Lennon sisters.

 

[skeets]

 

[chim]

"A one and a two and a three"

"Beautiful Lemon sisters"

 

[lynnmor]

"A one and a two and a three"

"Beautiful Lemon sisters"

Did you mean?:

ah one anna two anna three

 

[skeets]

 

[skeets]

Did you mean?:

ah one anna two anna three

Anda tank you Ladies for thata beautiful rendition of
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Moose7060]

 

[6869704x4]

 

[skeets]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Bearcatrp]

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That looks like a guys pleasure toy.

 

[ayak]

That looks like a guys pleasure toy.

Well it comes with not one, but two buckets

 

[Magicman]

A couple who’d recently celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary were sitting on the sofa when the wife said, “Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?” He moved over and sat close to her. “Dear,” she continued, “do you remember how you used to hold me tight?” He reached over and held her tight. “And,” she went on, “do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?” With that, her husband got up walked toward the nightstand. “Where are you going?” she asked. “Well,” he answered, “I have to get my teeth.”

 

[JimDeL]

 

[D2Cat]

I always think of George Carlins comedy skit on Earth. “The Earth is fine. The people are fxxxxd!”

 

[skeets]

 

[Lil Foot]

"What's this here sauce."

 

[85Hokie]

"What's this here sauce."

I had a principal that asked me IF I ever heard of "What's this here sauce." - not fully understanding what he said, I said sure - use it all the time, worcester sauce....

he said NO, "What's this here sauce.".............. I said nope - never heard of it ........

He brought me a bottle back from the DC area .......... as I remember - it was damn good stuff.

The real name ON the bottle was "What's this here sauce."