Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

A couple who’d recently celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary were sitting on the sofa when the wife said, “Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?” He moved over and sat close to her. “Dear,” she continued, “do you remember how you used to hold me tight?” He reached over and held her tight. “And,” she went on, “do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?” With that, her husband got up walked toward the nightstand. “Where are you going?” she asked. “Well,” he answered, “I have to get my teeth.”

 

[JimDeL]

 

[D2Cat]

I always think of George Carlins comedy skit on Earth. “The Earth is fine. The people are fxxxxd!”

 

[skeets]

 

[Lil Foot]

"What's this here sauce."

 

[85Hokie]

"What's this here sauce."

I had a principal that asked me IF I ever heard of "What's this here sauce." - not fully understanding what he said, I said sure - use it all the time, worcester sauce....

he said NO, "What's this here sauce.".............. I said nope - never heard of it ........

He brought me a bottle back from the DC area .......... as I remember - it was damn good stuff.

The real name ON the bottle was "What's this here sauce."

 

[Toyboy]

 

[Toyboy]

 

[Toyboy]

 

[Lil Foot]

"What's this here sauce" was what this guy called Worcestershire Sauce.

Justin Wilson (chef) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Old_Paint]

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The scary part is that someone actually did it at least one time to get that lable put on there. Ya really have to wonder these days.

 

[Old_Paint]

"What's this here sauce" was what this guy called Worcestershire Sauce.

Justin Wilson (chef) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I used to listen to Justin Wilson on WNOE out of New Orleans at night before going to sleep when I was a kid. WNOE and WLS (Chicago) couldn't be received during the day, but the FCC let 'em crank up their output at night so I could get them. I still remember knowing that if I heard static from lightning, there was rain on the way. I think my favorite story of his is the one about him taking a frog away from a snake for fish bait and giving the snake a sip of beer because he felt bad for taking the frog. The snake brought another frog. WNOE also had a weekly installment of Jerry Clower. "HAAAWW now. Just shoot up here amongst us, one of us got ta have some relief!". I think my favorite Jerry Clower tale is that of Sunday dinner and Uncle Versey (re)learning table manners about taking the last piece of chicken off the plate when the candle blew out. When the candle was re-lit, there was poor Uncle Versey with 12 forks in the back of his hand. Another of my favorites is Willie P. Richardson's phone pranks. I nearly wrecked when I heard the one about the "Seein' Eye Monkey".

 

[Old_Paint]

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Where do I sign up? I got double dose. My mother loved the show and so did my grandparents. Didn't matter where I was, I got Lawrence Welk on Sunday nights.

 

[Lil Foot]

Where do I sign up? I got double dose. My mother loved the show and so did my grandparents. Didn't matter where I was, I got Lawrence Welk on Sunday nights.

Parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, just about everyone older than me as a kid. Guess you've got to hand it to the guy, he was a popular entertainer in his time.
I cannot remember a single thing he did that I really enjoyed.

 

[chim]

.Our TV had that and gems like Perry Como, Sing Along With Mitch, etc. Now I remember why we liked to play outside

 

[Old_Paint]

Parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, just about everyone older than me as a kid. Guess you've got to hand it to the guy, he was a popular entertainer in his time.
I cannot remember a single thing he did that I really enjoyed.

I guess he did entertain SOME people. Just not those of us wanting to watch something different. Another show that really got on my nerves was HeeHaw. Gloom, Despair, and Agony on me. But, I was the youngest in the house, and still had ZERO input as to what was on TV until I left for college. More correctly, was sent somewhere else from whence I went to college. I spent the summer with my grandparents after I graduated high school. My grandfather and I used to find something wrong with the mower or a project that my grandmother needed done when LW was on so she could watch it in peace and we didn't have to suffer through it. He wasn't much into LW either. We had done just that one time, and I heard her calling him. He wore a hearing aid, and I didn't think he heard her, because he just kept right on doing whatever it was we'd started. I finally told him "Bigdaddy, Bigmama's calling for you." His reply: "Yeah, I know." And he didn't miss a beat on our little project. She made him change his hearing aid battery when we had dinner, and we both had to choke back laughing about it the rest of the evening.

A oneah and a twoah ...... I much preferred Ed Sullivan. A really really BIG show.

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[skeets]

 

[Moose7060]

 

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