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[Moose7060]

 

[PHPaul]

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This is a new one on me! But I have known for a long time people can speak that way!

I can breathe through my butt. Well, exhale anyway...

 

[WanderOn]

 

[Daren Todd]

I can breathe through my butt. Well, exhale anyway...

I've mastered the exhale.

 

[6869704x4]

 

[Daylight]

 

[RCW]

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Made me laugh -- - 35 years ago my Mrs. hosted a "home party" of some sort for her lady buds in our very small rented place.

Neighbor's very impressive adult Holstein Bull got out that evening. I didn't know that until later in the evening.

Next morning, I went to mow and found some VERY large cow footprints JUST outside a living room window. (I know what cow prints look like)

Looked like he was looking in the window during her party.....

 

[6869704x4]

Made me laugh -- - 35 years ago my Mrs. hosted a "home party" of some sort for her lady buds in our very small rented place.

Neighbor's very impressive adult Holstein Bull got out that evening. I didn't know that until later in the evening.

Next morning, I went to mow and found some VERY large cow footprints JUST outside a living room window. (I know what cow prints look like)

Looked like he was looking in the window during her party.....

During the Covid lock down I was teaching systems classes to some AC-130 cats from home. Saw a cow walk by the dining room window.
"Hey guys we need to take a break for a few. One of my cows is out"
They got a kick out that. A formal USAF course interrupted by a cow. Don't reckon thats ever happened.

 

[Daren Todd]

During the Covid lock down I was teaching systems classes to some AC-130 cats from home. Saw a cow walk by the dining room window.
"Hey guys we need to take a break for a few. One of my cows is out"
They got a kick out that. A formal USAF course interrupted by a cow. Don't reckon thats ever happened.

We have a cattle pasture across the road from us.

So far, all we've had is one wayward calf that found that one spot in the fence

I started walking towards it and it headed back across the road and through the hole back to momma

 

[L35]

 

[Magicman]

 

[PoTreeBoy]

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Monday morning, my camera caught these two interlopers from the retirement home across the road. The woman's fence is mostly a polite suggestion anyway, but she apparently has a couple of guys repairing it and they let them out. These two showed surprising agility when the guys tried chasing them home. If the guys had only known, they always make it back home by dark for dinner.

 

[Old_Paint]

Monday morning, my camera caught these two interlopers from the retirement home across the road. The woman's fence is mostly a polite suggestion anyway, but she apparently has a couple of guys repairing it and they let them out. These two showed surprising agility when the guys tried chasing them home. If the guys had only known, they always make it back home by dark for dinner.
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Sorta like cats that way. Once they figger out where the food bowl is, they quickly own the humans that fill it up.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[D2Cat]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]