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Magicman

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A man was going up to bed, when his wife told him he'd left the light on in the garden shed – she could see it from the bedroom window. But he said that he hadn't been in the shed that day. He looked himself, and there were people in the shed, stealing things.

He rang the police, but they told him that no-one was in his area, so no-one was available to catch the thieves. He said ok, hung up, counted to 30 and rang the police again.

"Hello. I just rang you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed? Well, you don't have to worry about them now, I've just shot them all."

Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to this man: "I thought you said you'd shot them!"
He replied: "I thought you said there was no-one available!"
 
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Daren Todd

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Thar's me installing a blower motor resistor! ;)
Len, I sent this to my son in law who is an auto mechanic. He said was fixing to assume that pose after lunch 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

I'm too fat for that mess now. I'll pay my son in law to do it 😁😁😁😁😁
 
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Speed25

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Len, I sent this to my son in law who is an auto mechanic. He said was fixing to assume that pose after lunch 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

I'm too fat for that mess now. I'll pay my son in law to do it 😁😁😁😁😁
I've got to get under there on one of my cars soon to adjust the clutch linkage/engagement. I'm thinking I'll make a makeshift platform at the same height as the door sill because I'm young enough to get under there still, but old enough to hurt from the position for a week afterwards.
 

GreensvilleJay

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just wait till you need bifocals !!!
you'll find out that mirrors ARE your best tools !!!!
yeah, 'blower resistor', '97 F150.......
 
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