Daily Chuckle

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[OntheRidge]

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Way too true here!

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[wp6529]

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3 for me, and haven't given a damn in all the decades since.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[woodman55]

 

[woodman55]

 

[Magicman]

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.

For a second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, "Look, mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver — I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[PHPaul]

^^^Cute, but the Car Guy in me cringes at the waste of a perfect project!