Daily Chuckle

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Siesta Sundance]

To those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, could you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.

It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

 

[woodman55]

 

[6869704x4]

 

[Gary Olson]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Lil Foot]

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Been there, done that!

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[D2Cat]

 

[Magicman]

 

[woodman55]

 

[D2Cat]

I was in Walmart using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, “Hi! How are you?”

Embarrassed... I said, “I’m alright!!" The voice said, "So what are you up to?”

I said, “Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!”

Then I hear, “Can I come over?” Annoyed... I said “Excuse me?!?!."

Then the voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!

 

[Henro]

 

[i7win7]