Daily Chuckle

[i7win7]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[DaTow'd]

So in his small community Ralph was the great fisherman. Every time he went out on the bay he came back with a boatload even when others came back with none.

This didn't go unnoticed. One day his friend the game warden asked if he could go out fishing with Ralph. "No problem was the answer. How about tomorrow?"

The next day they head out to a secluded part of the bay. Ralph stops the boat and anchors.

He then takes out his tackle box, removes a rock, a string and a stick of dynamite. He ties the dynamite to the rock, lights it, tosses it over the side and WHAM up come the fish which he quickly gathers into the boat.

At this time the game warden screams, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! IT'S AGAINST THE LAW. I can't believe you did this to me. Now I have to arrest you.....all our friends will hate me......."

As the warden is screaming Ralph quietly ties another stick of dynamite to a rock, lights it, and hands it to the warden saying, "You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?"

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[ayak]

 

[re54drider]

So in his small community Ralph was the great fisherman. Every time he went out on the bay he came back with a boatload even when others came back with none.

This didn't go unnoticed. One day his friend the game warden asked if he could go out fishing with Ralph. "No problem was the answer. How about tomorrow?"

The next day they head out to a secluded part of the bay. Ralph stops the boat and anchors.

He then takes out his tackle box, removes a rock, a string and a stick of dynamite. He ties the dynamite to the rock, lights it, tosses it over the side and WHAM up come the fish which he quickly gathers into the boat.

At this time the game warden screams, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! IT'S AGAINST THE LAW. I can't believe you did this to me. Now I have to arrest you.....all our friends will hate me......."

As the warden is screaming Ralph quietly ties another stick of dynamite to a rock, lights it, and hands it to the warden saying, "You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?"

This should be attributed to Jerry Clower. What a Comedian!

 

[Old_Paint]

This should be attributed to Jerry Clower. What a Comedian!

"Just shoot up here amongst us. One of us got ta have some relief!"

 

[6869704x4]

This should be attributed to Jerry Clower. What a Comedian!

"Show him your badge"

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
“But officer,” the man began, “I can explain”.
“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”
“But officer, I just wanted to say.”
“And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]