Daily Chuckle

[Old_Paint]

For a long time those 'solar/wind/ powered clothes dryers were BANNED by a city BYLAW in some nearby cities to me......

They were the only kind of clothes dryer I knew how to fix. Then I became an engineer.

 

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[Old_Paint]

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And some wiseazz pitches a Baby Ruth candy bar in…..

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

I want one

 

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[woodman55]

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A few years ago I set my tape down behind the back stop, then made the cut. BOOOM!!!! when the blade came down, it caught the tape and turned it into a thousand little pieces. It was definitely a W.T.F. just happened moment.

 

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[i7win7]

 

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[85Hokie]

Speaking of kids in the stores behind the counter,, I had a gallon of milk go through the scanner,, and it didnt ring up so this young casher scanned it again,, nada ,, and a 3rd time,, I said you know thats free. She said what do you mean, well if you scan it 3 times and it doesnt ring up then its free. And she looked at me as serious as a heart attack and said they never told us that. At which point I got an elbow in the ribs and my wife said thats not true he is just being an azz. Kids what are w going to do with them

what to do with them ........???

kicking them IN the AZZ - is that the right answer?

OK - I jest, but sometimes you just want to reach out at them and touch them BACK into reality!

I worked with another teacher for 18 years - great guy, he would ALWAYS remind his classes, THATS why there are pictures on the road signs and fast food registers. PEOPLE cannot read !

I remember going to the grocery store with my mom (ok 50 years ago)- and the person behind the counter KNEW EVERY FREAKING price of EVERY freaking product - whether it be a can of beans or a head of lettuce!!!

Riddle me this batman - spose - just for the sake of argument that every person's cell phone stopped working for 24 hours - JESUS - the world would stop spinning.

Ok - my rant is over - back to the channel!

 

[Daren Todd]

what to do with them ........???

kicking them IN the AZZ - is that the right answer?

OK - I jest, but sometimes you just want to reach out at them and touch them BACK into reality!

I worked with another teacher for 18 years - great guy, he would ALWAYS remind his classes, THATS why there are pictures on the road signs and fast food registers. PEOPLE cannot read !

I remember going to the grocery store with my mom (ok 50 years ago)- and the person behind the counter KNEW EVERY FREAKING price of EVERY freaking product - whether it be a can of beans or a head of lettuce!!!

Riddle me this batman - spose - just for the sake of argument that every person's cell phone stopped working for 24 hours - JESUS - the world would stop spinning.

Ok - my rant is over - back to the channel!

Families would have to talk too each other

 

[i7win7]