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[DustyRusty]

I got with a lady who had upper thigh tattoos. I asked who they were. She said " The left leg is Mike Tyson and the right leg is Michael Jordan. What do you think"? I said "I don't know about those two M F ers but, the guy in the middle is a dead ringer for Don King.

 

[mikester]

I've dated her too!!!!

I dated all three of her

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[fried1765]

I've dated her too!!!!

You guys had it EASY!
I was married to her!
NOW....she owns 1/2 of everything I ever had!

 

[Mark_BX25D]

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I vote for the tiny cabin.

 

[xrocketengineer]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daylight]

This should sound extremely familiar to many of us...

 

[Mark_BX25D]

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Any male who marries a woman for her looks:

1. Won't be happy very long.
2. Deserves every bit of the misery he brought on his stupid self.
3. Will probably complain & blame "women".

 

[D2Cat]

Any male who marries a woman for her looks:

1. Won't be happy very long.
2. Deserves every bit of the misery he brought on his stupid self.
3. Will probably complain & blame "women".

Wouldn't the same responses be applicable if the male marries an ugly woman?

 

[D2Cat]

No service in 9 years.

 

[Daren Todd]

No service in 9 years.

I liked the toolbox

 

[armylifer]

Wouldn't the same responses be applicable if the male marries an ugly woman?

That question has been answered long ago.

 

[Magicman]