Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day when they pass by a pub. The first guy says, “Let’s go in there for a pint.” Second guy says, “They won’t let us in with our dogs.” First guy: “Sure they will, just follow my lead.” He goes up to the pub, and sure enough the doorman says, “I can’t let you in here with that dog.” He replies, “Oh, I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.” The doorman says, “OK then, come on in.” The second guy sees this and does the same thing. He goes up to the pub and the doorman says, “You can’t come in here with a dog.” He replies, “I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.” The doorman responds, “You have a chihuahua for a seeing-eye dog?” The second guy stops for a second, then exclaims, “They gave me a chihuahua?!”

 

[mikester]

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They do...it's called "Political Polls"

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

Well I know that it is now November but it sorta goes with the above:

 

[Magicman]

 

[sheepfarmer]

 

[sheepfarmer]

 

[Fordtech86]

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I’d pass on a free meal there

 

[Daren Todd]

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I'll take the vegetarian meal please!!!!

 

[DustyRusty]

Did you hear about the two cannibals that were having lunch together? The younger one asked the older one if everything was OK because he was just picking at the meal. He replied, he just didn't feel hungry thinking about his Mother in Law. The younger fellow replied, skip the meat and just eat the potatoes.

 

[dan_m]

A.1. is from the UK, not the US. So there was no civil war occurring where/when it was invented.

Don't go ruining the fun, you party pooper!

Dan

 

[Magicman]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Toyboy]

Don't go ruining the fun, you party pooper!

Dan

Gotta love fact checkers

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]