re: the BIG chainsaw....
I know someone whose wife didn't pay the mortgage on their new house being built. 4 months into the project ( ready for windows ) the bank called him. 'Where's our money ?!!'. He finds out wifey' has been saving the money for her to leave with her boyfriend....
So...hubby who rightly was a 'tad upset' ,took his chainsaw and cut the ENTIRE house in half, horizontally. He said it was surprisingly quick to do and very very satisfying.