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PHPaul

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B2650, Pronovost snow blower, Landpride rotary mower, Howard tiller, box blade
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Downeast Maine
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Man rubs a lamp, Genie pops out.

G - "For freeing me from the lamp, I grant you three wishes"

M - "I wish for a world without lawyers."

G - "Done. You have no more wishes."

M - "But...you promised me three!"

G - "So sue me..."
 

chim

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L4240HSTC with FEL, Ford 1210
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Near Lancaster, PA, USA
Just think, people come here to see this:

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Looks the same on our side of the river:)

Reminds me of a story my Grandad told me many years ago. A hobo was walking along a rural road here in Lancaster County and trying to come up with a scheme to get a free lunch. He spied a "road apple" in front of a farmhouse and figured he'd prey upon the kindness of an old Amish woman working in the garden there.

He walked up to her and said "Good morning. I've been walking all morning and all morning and all I have to eat is this old dried-out horse turd."

She looked him over and said "My lands, you poor soul. Go out in the barn and get a fresh one."
 
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