Daily Chuckle

[BAP]

First one in the hole hooks up the chains

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Or the guy standing closest to the hole looking, and the others push him in and since you are already down there, hook up the chain.

 

[Magicman]

Am I sheltered? Reusable "Toilet Paper"

 

[Magicman]

Ever wonder:
Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why abbreviated is such a long word?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

 

[Daren Todd]

Am I sheltered? Reusable "Toilet Paper"

I'll pass

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[Magicman]

Reckon that it is a throwback to what was used before TP was invented/developed?

I have often supposed that cloth was used and then washed for reuse?

 

[dlsmith]

First one in the hole hooks up the chains

Sounds fair to me, no use more than one person getting dirty!

 

[bearbait]

Just wondering if any of you might know where I can find some tat's. Not really sure what they are myself but over the years I've had people say to me tit for tat which sounds like a great deal to me cause I'm a big fan of titties.

 

[skeets]

Weeeelllllllll here ya go brother, dont hurt your self,,,,,,,,

https://youtu.be/mAeHWNECyl8

 

[bearbait]

Weeeelllllllll here ya go brother, dont hurt your self,,,,,,,,

https://youtu.be/mAeHWNECyl8

Thanks my friend,,new I could count on ya. Amazing though, as had as she tried she just couldn't shake those tat's.

 

[Daren Todd]

Good comeback

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[Newlyme]

Just saw on the local morning news program.
The Police Department reported that their lockeroom toilets are missing. They put out an APB yesterday but as of now they have nothing to go on.

 

[bearbait]

Confucius say man who go to bed with itchy arse wake up with stinky finger.

 

[Newlyme]

Dear Lord,

Thank you for not making my husbands wiener as short as his memory.

Gratefully Yours,
Loving Wife

 

[sheepfarmer]

I’ve tried to like kale, but no luck.

 

[skeets]

Now dats funny !

 

[bucktail]

I’ve tried to like kale, but no luck.

You're doing it wrong. You feed the kale to a cow and eat the cow.

 

[Lil Foot]

I dislike kale, but a cafe chain in the area (First Watch) has a kale drink I love:

KALE TONIC
Kale, Fuji apple, cucumber and lemon. (140 Cal) 3.99

 

[Fordtech86]

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[sawmill]

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[Magicman]

A woman, cranky because her husband was again late coming home, left a note saying, “I’ve had enough and moved out!” Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. When he came home she saw him walk toward the dresser and pick up the note, then write something on it. He then made a phone call: “She’s finally gone…. Yeah, I know. It’s about time. I’m coming over. Put on that sexy nightie. I love you!” He hung up and left. Sure that he was gone, the woman came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see what he wrote. “I can see your feet. We’re outta coffee. Be back in five minutes.”