Daren Todd
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Our neighbors son ratted his dad out to my wife.My son, now 20, was about 3 and fascinated with the load of mulch I had in the pickup.
We stopped at the family hardware store in town. He kinda had run of the place...
I was down an aisle looking for nuts/bolts and I hear him exclaim at the front register “MY DAD HAS SOMETHING IN HIS BED!” [emoji15]
I hear a guy’s voice ask “What?!?”, and my son repeats it!! [emoji15] I then hear giggling, another voice say “there’s just some things you shouldn’t know...”[emoji15]
I hear all this and think “just say PICKUP OR TRUCK”!!! [emoji30]
But then thought nah...these folks need something to talk about![emoji12]
Never did set the record straight, and heard some chuckles while I paid my tab...[emoji12]
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We had just got the new car and the neighbors hadn't realized yet. My wife was waiting at the end of the street for a car to go by so she could pull out.
They were behind her. The dad got impatient and said "Just go ALREADY!!!!" Or something along those lines.
Wife pulled up in her car after work to say hi and the first thing out of the kids mouth was "My daddy was cussing you this morning!!!!" Of course the dad turned beat red and started stuttering trying to explain what actually happened
I was in Sam's club. Noticed this mom with her son in the cart. Mom was opening the lotions checking the feel and fragrance before buying. The same thing we've all seen women do every day in a store.
As soon as the kid made eye contact with me, he pointed at his mom and said "SHE'S STEALLING!!!!!!" At the top of his lungs.
At this point everybody near by is looking at the mom. Mom's looking like she wished she had a hole to crawl in and hide. Beat red and stammering trying to defend herself And get that kid to shut up.
I mentioned the incident later when I saw my wife. Wife said "yup..... that little boy would have had a warm booty once we got out of the store!!!"