Today started out as a bottling day for some homemade beer that I brewed about 3 weeks ago. That beer is transferred to the bottling bucket, but that's about as far as it got. Instead, I brewed up a 10 gallon batch of my go-to beer, Rapier Wit, with just a tweak of lemon peel to it, and got that in the fermenting buckets. But what does this have to do with tractors, you might ask? Well, only enough to provide me with my grown-up beverage of choice after a good day of tractoring.
HOWEVER, I actually did do something today.
The first week of January, I ordered this from BXPanded:
Today, I received this:
I'd turned the bar around at this point to photograph it, but you did notice the holes in the edge of the box, right?
The monkey that drives the Fred X truck put it on my front porch, leaving this:
and this:
The idiot driver didn't bother to notice the sharp teeth sticking out of the pitiful packaging provided by BXPanded, and was too lazy to come up the stairs and place the package on the decking rather than just shoving it from the bottom step. You can see where he shoved it at least twice unsuccessfully until aggravation made him decide he needed to shove harder. When all else fails, get a bigger hammer. I just had rotator cuff surgery on BOTH shoulders since June of last year, and had absolutely NO problem picking that bar up and carrying it. One would think a guy that delivers packages all day for Fred X would be in reasonably good physical condition, certainly better than a 62 year old still recovering from a total rupture in the right shoulder and bone spur removals in the left. I just built this porch 3 years ago and now this? I spent a LOT of money on this to not have to paint and maintain it. Between the decking and vinyl railings, I spent pretty close to $2500 building a rather small porch. These horrible scratches are right in front of my front door, too. I'd like to drag that bar across his face like that a couple times. Dunno how many of you have priced composite decking lately, but it's EXPENSIVE, especially considering it's made mostly from recycled plastic and sawdust. The repairs to my porch are going to cost me more than the damn bar did. More than half the decking boards are damaged. Someone needs to pay for this crap, and I'm leaning toward BXPanded. I ordered a Piranha bar because it's SHARP on the edges. And I do mean SHARP. Why would any MORON put a piece of hardened steel that's got a sharp pointed toothed edge on it and weighs nearly 60 pounds in a cardboard box barely strong enough to hold beer bottles? The shipping department at BXPanded needs this bar dragged across their face a few times too. How much could it really cost to put something across the sharpened edge of that bar to protect other freight from it, and whatever it might get put against? It ain't like it cost a lot of money to produce these things. The 'machining' is not that accurate. Apparently they subtract 1/2 inch from all measurements to make sure it fits in the bucket. Had I known the fit would be what it is, I'd have measured to the bucket web, not to the added gusset which adds another 1/2 inch to the total width. Not sure why I bothered measuring the total width of the existing cutting edge. This thing's nearly 2 inches shorter on each end.
Well, at least baby's got an appetite for destruction now. Took longer to run back and forth for tools than it did to install.
Installed:
The bolts that came with it are a bit on the short side. Getting the lock washers on was a bit of a challenge. I had to pull the ends out without the lock washer, clamp the 'ears', then take the nut back off. After I managed to get the lock washer on, I was lucky if I got one thread in the nut. I was very worried about them cross-threading or stripping. But, both bolts tight, bar tight, now to try it out tomorrow. I tightened it with a 1/2" drive impact, so it shouldn't go anywhere.
Now to go lay some complaints about my porch.......
HOWEVER, I actually did do something today.
The first week of January, I ordered this from BXPanded:
Today, I received this:
I'd turned the bar around at this point to photograph it, but you did notice the holes in the edge of the box, right?
The monkey that drives the Fred X truck put it on my front porch, leaving this:
The idiot driver didn't bother to notice the sharp teeth sticking out of the pitiful packaging provided by BXPanded, and was too lazy to come up the stairs and place the package on the decking rather than just shoving it from the bottom step. You can see where he shoved it at least twice unsuccessfully until aggravation made him decide he needed to shove harder. When all else fails, get a bigger hammer. I just had rotator cuff surgery on BOTH shoulders since June of last year, and had absolutely NO problem picking that bar up and carrying it. One would think a guy that delivers packages all day for Fred X would be in reasonably good physical condition, certainly better than a 62 year old still recovering from a total rupture in the right shoulder and bone spur removals in the left. I just built this porch 3 years ago and now this? I spent a LOT of money on this to not have to paint and maintain it. Between the decking and vinyl railings, I spent pretty close to $2500 building a rather small porch. These horrible scratches are right in front of my front door, too. I'd like to drag that bar across his face like that a couple times. Dunno how many of you have priced composite decking lately, but it's EXPENSIVE, especially considering it's made mostly from recycled plastic and sawdust. The repairs to my porch are going to cost me more than the damn bar did. More than half the decking boards are damaged. Someone needs to pay for this crap, and I'm leaning toward BXPanded. I ordered a Piranha bar because it's SHARP on the edges. And I do mean SHARP. Why would any MORON put a piece of hardened steel that's got a sharp pointed toothed edge on it and weighs nearly 60 pounds in a cardboard box barely strong enough to hold beer bottles? The shipping department at BXPanded needs this bar dragged across their face a few times too. How much could it really cost to put something across the sharpened edge of that bar to protect other freight from it, and whatever it might get put against? It ain't like it cost a lot of money to produce these things. The 'machining' is not that accurate. Apparently they subtract 1/2 inch from all measurements to make sure it fits in the bucket. Had I known the fit would be what it is, I'd have measured to the bucket web, not to the added gusset which adds another 1/2 inch to the total width. Not sure why I bothered measuring the total width of the existing cutting edge. This thing's nearly 2 inches shorter on each end.
Well, at least baby's got an appetite for destruction now. Took longer to run back and forth for tools than it did to install.
Installed:
The bolts that came with it are a bit on the short side. Getting the lock washers on was a bit of a challenge. I had to pull the ends out without the lock washer, clamp the 'ears', then take the nut back off. After I managed to get the lock washer on, I was lucky if I got one thread in the nut. I was very worried about them cross-threading or stripping. But, both bolts tight, bar tight, now to try it out tomorrow. I tightened it with a 1/2" drive impact, so it shouldn't go anywhere.
Now to go lay some complaints about my porch.......