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Headline News Elon Musk offers to buy the FBI for $100 Billion. Bill and Hillary are not sure they want to sell. ( hope it’s not too political. )

Hi All, I inherited a 115 gallon fuel storage tank that was purchased new by a family member to store diesel fuel. It was manufactured in July 2004. It was used very little and I have had it for 9 years sitting outside. It is aluminum and in very good shape on the outside. There is a about a...

I used to work at Coca Cola. Our plant was a pretty good one at the time and earned corporate achievements often. When we received a big trophy that the plant manager was so proud of he had a display case made and showed it off to all. Not being able to resist the urge…. I placed a sign next to...

I have the DeWalt chain saw, string trimmer, and twin battery mower. Happy with all of them. Tall grass is tough on the mower, you have to go slow. It works well when used within its design capabilities. I recommend them. Below is a power station that uses the 20/60 volt max batteries to create...

Now we’ve seen it all! (At least I hope so.)

Love is Grand. ❤❤❤ Divorce is a Hundred Grand. $$$

It’s funny I was born less than a month before you started 1st grade. I started Kindergarten in 1964 and I don’t think I’ve ever heard of this song. While sitting here typing this trying to remember it it brought back the memory of the day of JFK’s death. The impact of that day on the nation had...

It’s a good thing farts aren’t contagious like yawns.

Do not use any of those self check out lanes. Since you’re not technically an “Employee”, it’s a 1099! No taxes withheld!

You need to respect people who wear glasses. They paid good money to see you.

Have you ever thought about the upcoming self driving cars. No more worrying about having a heart attack and getting into an accident. Now the corpse will arrive on time and sit there until someone notices.

!!! BREAKING NEWS !!! In Solidarity with other companies from around the world boycotting Russia, McDonalds enacts its own “No Fry Zone”.

#1 Depends how far above 32 degrees it is. #1B Opening the door and starting it. #2. Only if you didn’t follow rule #1! I’m thinking you don’t live in a cold climate.

The fact that there’s a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic numbers.

The CDC has changed their "Cookie Policy". You can now pick up and eat the cookie off the floor after up to 10 seconds instead of 5. I don't know. I'm gonna wait until I hear it from Dr Fauci.

Brown Cow, Brown Horse. Both stuck in the same position. His Girlfriend was getting a bath and he didn’t want to wait. Our Black Horse will open the door if she wants out! ;)

Wonder if color has anything to do with it?

I wouldn’t want to be the one to tell her!

A women decided she wanted to have a steak dinner smothered in mushrooms for about fifteen or sixteen people but she didn’t want to pay that awful price at the supermarket for mushrooms. Her husband heard about it and said “why don’t you go behind the barn there’s a ton of mushrooms back there...