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I have a feeling my mirror wouldn't laugh, it would just give me this look...

And if it IS the blind person, how do they find it to pick it up?

Man, my heart burns just looking at it. Tasty as hell, but pepperoni does a number on me. To be honest, I think it's the fennel seed.

Just like Michigan Tech - Where the men are Men and the women are, too...

There, fixed it for ya..

Who paints logos on the roof of a trailer? Sorry, I know. I can't help it, I'm an engineer. Joke killing and party pooping is in my blood...

The shoe shop in the town I grew up in had the Bargain Basement. That's where I got most of my (perfectly serviceable) shoes from. I do put the seat down... We had a dog that would drink out of the toilet, so I got in to that habit. Plus, cabinet over one of the toilets. Nothing like pulling a...

First floor husbands, unite!

They'll just put up a "BUMP" sign and it's good for another 6-8 years.

Is that the Lawrence Welk Show?

Larry McCarren was a football player for the Green Bay Packers. Broke his pinky several times, to where if he held his hand up like that the pinky would stick out sideways. That pinky toe shot made me think of the McCarren pinky finger.

Probably only a handful will get the reference, but it's totally worth it..

I mean... Good for her, I guess... I dont' think I could stay in that position.

Is that how they do it?

A legit question from a former supervisor, "What's the difference between a small and a chocolate?" That's not even from the boss (at the same place) who had wonderful sayings like, "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it," and "that's gonna blow up like a Christmas tree." Oh, and one of his...

Sadly, it's still storing those same phone numbers, you just don't need them... Go on, tell me you don't remember your best friends phone number from 40-50 years ago...

Is it me? I could really use one... I think I've missed the last several (thousand) naps...

I guess I thought it was a little more universal than it is, evidently. At least the difference between clips and mags is pretty universal, right? Right?! Am I living a lie?

I'm not a gun guy, but I think "shells" is more reserved for shotgun ammunition, or am I wrong? 9mm ammo is probably mostly called "rounds", I think. I could be wrong, though.