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Newlyme, your daddy must be skeets! :D

skeets, I had no idea you had been a politician! (And it's clear why you no longer are!) :eek::D:D:D

Uh oh, that won't do; guess I need to send you a proper broom and duster.

I'm pretty sure he'd never do that -- it's too much like bowing, and he thinks he's the king of the roost. :D :D :D

An Irishman's First Drink With His Son While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. Off we went to the pub, only two blocks from our house. I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it...

<whine> Why's everyone always picking on me?!! :p

I'm really sorry to hear that you and your wife are too old to sit in the Porche. I'll be glad to take it off your hands.

Okay, I've gotta know: did Santa leave switches and ashes in your stocking? (I'm sure the traditional lumps of coal would have been received with delight, considering the climate up there.) And before you ask, I din't even hang a stocking this year -- I couldn't stand the thought of what would...

Oh, my, what a heartwarming tale, and right here at Christmastime! (I'll leave it to the individual to decide which part I find so heartwarming! :p)

Hilarious laughter prevents typing a response... Oh, skeets, I don't know what's funnier, this joke, or what you're going to find in your Christmas stocking!

Well, thas mitee innresting perfesser, but Ah got to ask, whur duz th rest of hit go to?

An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren...

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?” “No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Dave and his...

Saints Dominic, Francis of Assisi, and Ignatius of Loyola are transported back in time and place to the birth of Our Lord. St. Dominic, seeing the Incarnation of the Word, is sent into ecstasy. St. Francis, seeing God become a helpless child, is overcome with humility. St. Ignatius of Loyola...

How the heck did she get her hands on the key?!! I mean, I know that a guy would never leave a gun or truck key out, unsecured.

Wonderful story; very inspiring! Best of luck with your career change. And privately, I hope that the possibility of a similar exciting event keeps you ever alert, so that your passengers never experience what happened to my snoozing grandpa's. :eek:

Beautiful and regal. Of course his last days will be difficult, yet hopefully filled with happiness and pleasure over your affection for him. It seems that's how it is with my Sofi (also a Lab), who is my faithful companion; despite her pain she is always content when she can be near to me. DT...

What are you doing in front of your computer? Git out there and dig, and don't stop 'till they are both gone! :eek::p

<gasp> Yew put yer bare hands on thet durty lawg, den put em on dem purty handles? :eek: Nice! Really, really nice!

Now that is elegant in its simplicity. I suppose you just drop them in the spot you park the implement, and then return the implement to the same spot when you're finished? I'm curious how you get the 3PH arm on without moving the stand -- or do you just leave the stand on the pin and swing it...