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Arthur is 90 years old He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went." His wife sympathizes. As they...

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For about the last four years when I park my rigs in the shop I put a Bounce dryer sheet on top of each tire. Haven’t had a mouse problem since. Before that they would get up inside the insulation on the hood and pack all kinds of crap in there.

Yea...Snake pole eh? I bet half his clients are strippers. He's in it for the weird chick action.

More gun laws is not the answer. If the whacko’s can’t get the guns legally they will get them illegally. Every mass shooting has been in a gun free zone. There has never been a mass shooting at an NRA meeting. Maybe a nation wide open carry law is the answer. Just saying. Like Skeets says...

Do unto your neighbor as he would do unto you, only do it first. :eek:

I finally made my wife a long awaited spice rack. She loves it. (Loves my too):D

Any fires close you over there?

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and...

Eat healthy: If it tastes good, spit it out.

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A couple of old guys in Palm Desert were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Smith for a new set of dentures in the morning. His elderly buddy remarked that he too had gone to the very same dentist two years before. "Is that so?" asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good...

The first guy to ever eat an egg: These two guys were watching this chicken. One guy told the other, I dare you to eat the next thing that comes out of that chicken’s butt.

Last month (January) was 57 for my wife and I. Two weeks after she turned 16 and six weeks after I turned 19. Everyone said it wouldn’t work, so we’re going to prove them wrong. :D

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For us old f*rts.

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They're TRACTORS for God's sake!!!!! Not a Rolls Royce!!! :D:D:D