Telephone etiquette

[Poohbear]

I hate the ones that talk real low and won't look you in the eye.

 

[GrumpyFarmer]

Man, the younger generations can't fathom the concept of my office phone being a landline and being unable to send texts to it. Blows their minds.

Want to see their brain stop working, Tell them about a party line, phone booth, or a phone bank at a hotel or airport and see how they process that.

after they regain consciousness, invite them to lunch that only accepts cash and let them drive a manual transmission. It’s doesn’t get any better than that.

 

[John T]

I hate the ones that talk real low and won't look you in the eye.

Don't forget the dead fish handshake.

 

[hagrid]

Don't forget the dead fish handshake.

Wet napkin.