As for the SALT treatment…. back in the mid-‘60’s…. some ”rowdies” at my high-school decided to “tease” our main-rival’s football-coach…. after our team had beaten His Team 36 to Zero.
HE had, prior to the game, bragged on local news that his team would beat our team …. “I’ll be surprised if they can even SCORE”.
So…. our “vigilantes”…. used water-softener-salt on his front lawn… All CAPITALS ….
ZERO!
That lawn remained ”branded” for the entire year…despite having the dead-turf completely replaced! …The NEW TURF…was GREENER than the Rest of his lawn…and in BRIGHT GREEN …. still said
ZERO 