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dirtydeed
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B2650 BH77, U27-4R2, BX23TLBM, box blade, rear blade, flail mower, Stump Grinder
RCW
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Did some cleaning today.
Too bad I don’t have a use for these anymore - .44 mag and .45 ACP.
Wish I never met @skeets for that Fishing Trip.
He said he had problems before. He’s not a great boat captain…
I know there’s three rivers there, but who goes to “Da Burgh” fishing anyway?!?!
Too bad I don’t have a use for these anymore - .44 mag and .45 ACP.
Wish I never met @skeets for that Fishing Trip.
He said he had problems before. He’s not a great boat captain…
I know there’s three rivers there, but who goes to “Da Burgh” fishing anyway?!?!
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xrocketengineer
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Redneck Star Trek/ Lost in Space / Guardians of the Galaxy "Green Gals"
AI at it's best. Check out the Warp Drive Tractor
AI at it's best. Check out the Warp Drive Tractor
Daren Todd
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Daren Todd
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On his 74th birthday, an old man received a gift certificate from his wife ....
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded to go, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.
The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoon and then say '1-2-3'." When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4'," the medicine man responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
The man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he quickly took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes as she asked "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded to go, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.
The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoon and then say '1-2-3'." When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4'," the medicine man responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
The man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he quickly took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes as she asked "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
dirtydeed
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I didn't know you could have those types of boolots in Newyorkistan? Or is that just a Nujoysie thing?Did some cleaning today.
Too bad I don’t have a use for these anymore - .44 mag and .45 ACP.
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Wish I never met @skeets for that Fishing Trip.
He said he had problems before. He’s not a great boat captain…
I know there’s three rivers there, but who goes to “Da Burgh” fishing anyway?!?!
Lil Foot
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I'll take them off your hands, they would be very nostalgic for me after my boating accident.Did some cleaning today.
Too bad I don’t have a use for these anymore - .44 mag and .45 ACP.
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Wish I never met @skeets for that Fishing Trip.
He said he had problems before. He’s not a great boat captain…
I know there’s three rivers there, but who goes to “Da Burgh” fishing anyway?!?!
dirtydeed
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B2650 BH77, U27-4R2, BX23TLBM, box blade, rear blade, flail mower, Stump Grinder
bmblank
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2020 L3901HST, LA525 Loader, 66" Q/A Bucket, PFL2042 Forks, Meteor SB68PT Blower
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the husband says. Well, please test her. Stand 20 feet away from her and say something. If she doesn’t hear you, get closer and say the same thing. Keep moving closer and closer and repeating the comment until she does hear you. That way well have an idea of her range of hearing loss. So the man goes home and sees his wife in the kitchen chopping up vegetables for dinner. From 20 feet away: What are we having for dinner? No answer. From 10 feet: What are we having for dinner? No answer. From 5 feet: What are we having for dinner? No answer. Finally, hes standing right behind her: What’s for dinner? She turns around, looks at him and say’s: For the FOURTH time, BEEF STEW!
OMG!!! Don't let my wife see that - I'll never NOT hear the end of it!