Recent content by bmblank

Lucky lights was my brand. Is it the girly brand, maybe, but I like what I like, ya know. I ain't embarrassed.

Are you sure that's not my mormor and morfar's house (technically my cousins' mormor and morfar - other side of the family)? I mean, I don't recognize the woman, but everything else sure looks like it.

I thought it was a pretty easy one. But then again, I guess I'm an early 80s kid.

A new meaning to the phrase, "got a turtle head pokin' out!"

Oh, yeah. Duh! Luckily I'm too old to care if I look stupid. I've come close to making that mistake, but not yet.

At the risk of sounding stupid, I don't see it. I mean, did they not bleed the brakes after replacing the caliper or something? Unless those dark spots on the tire are brake fluid, since they forgot to close the bleed valve... I don't know, man, help me out..

You guys get a warning about upcoming potholes? We're just expected to remember where they are.

I have a feeling my mirror wouldn't laugh, it would just give me this look...

And if it IS the blind person, how do they find it to pick it up?

Man, my heart burns just looking at it. Tasty as hell, but pepperoni does a number on me. To be honest, I think it's the fennel seed.

Just like Michigan Tech - Where the men are Men and the women are, too...

There, fixed it for ya..

Who paints logos on the roof of a trailer? Sorry, I know. I can't help it, I'm an engineer. Joke killing and party pooping is in my blood...

The shoe shop in the town I grew up in had the Bargain Basement. That's where I got most of my (perfectly serviceable) shoes from. I do put the seat down... We had a dog that would drink out of the toilet, so I got in to that habit. Plus, cabinet over one of the toilets. Nothing like pulling a...