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    I can't believe nobody has wished this thread a happy 1000th page...
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    YOUR granddaughter? No filter? Naaawwww!
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    Man, that things gotta get 1s of miles per gallon! Edit: Hell, you probably measure miles per gallon in motor oil consumption!
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    I had the opposite experience. I grew up on 4 wheels. I'm more comfortable riding one of our little 4wheelers (quads, whatever you wanna call them) on 2 side wheels than I am riding a dirt bike. Went out riding with a friend who was on a dirt bike. Halfway through we swapped just for the hell...
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    Woah, woah woah! You can't just separate those things! We have to hold onto those grudges until we're Nevermind. I can't even make a coherent joke about that. The whole concept is just so foreign to me.
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    I'm aware. I was more referring to the hypothetical woman to which he was being compared. But yes, very easy mistake to make. I gotta say, though, it's pretty funny that a lot of these "manly men" of the 80s (hair bands in particular) appear more woman-like (feminine? IDK) than a lot of the...
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    Her kid likes soccer, she's already going through some shit...
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    Man, they talk about baking cookies on the dashboard and how great the car would smell after that. Could you imagine how awesome the car would smell after smoking a brisket in it?
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    The nearest street light where I grew up was, I think, about 7 miles away. That was just at the intersection of my road and the highway. The next nearest light was probably another mile past that. We knew all of our neighbors. Our neighbors lived up to 5 miles away. It's not hard to remember...
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    I resemble that remark.
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    I was gonna say... That ain't pee, brother!
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    Did anybody else have those beads that go on the spokes that slide up and down? Good lord, those things were annoying. I didn't have them, but a lot of the girls had them.
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    I would think the wettest place on earth would be an ocean or lake or something...
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    So, I was helping coach my 10 y/o daughter's softball game yesterday... I was coaching first base at the time. Runner gets walked to first base, my daughter is up to bat and I yell out some encouraging words. First base says "Is she your grand-daughter or something?" I'm rather taken aback...
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