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I don't get frustrated at people not being able to do what they used to do, but I DO get frustrated at people not being able to do what I KNOW that they CAN do. Particularly, my son. You are NOT stuck in your SHIRT! You do NOT need help getting out of it. I know stalling at bedtime when I see...

Maybe it's just in contrast of the bright red of the ketchup, but the coloring of that steak seems off. Perhaps it's a pork chop or something. Or, even worse, some turkey analog of a steak or something. Regardless, lets just take solace knowing that a *good* steak wasn't harmed in the making...

I think somebody already did that a few years ago.

I think everybody can agree, however many there are, there just aren't enough of them...

At least it's something interesting. I "coached" for both of my kids. They usually lose track of the game because of a particularly interesting piece of grass or something. "Eyes up front!" "Glove up front!" "On your feet!" It's ridiculous how many times each of those is yelled during a game...

Band aids are just going to fall off when you go in and wash up for supper, anyway. There was *one* type of band aid that I found would stick on well enough to be worth anything. And I HATE them, cause when it IS time to get them off... Well, too effin bad.

Bah! I'm definitely surprised I've never gotten tetanus. All the stupid nicks and cuts and scratches and... My dad owned a machinery rebuild and repair company. One of my jobs was to reach into all the nooks and crannies and get as much of the oil and grease and shavings and junk out as I...

For me, growing up, it was either iodine or hydrogen peroxide. For me now it's just rub some dirt on it for minors and paper towel and duct tape for really bad ones...

I can't believe nobody has wished this thread a happy 1000th page...

YOUR granddaughter? No filter? Naaawwww!

Man, that things gotta get 1s of miles per gallon! Edit: Hell, you probably measure miles per gallon in motor oil consumption!

I had the opposite experience. I grew up on 4 wheels. I'm more comfortable riding one of our little 4wheelers (quads, whatever you wanna call them) on 2 side wheels than I am riding a dirt bike. Went out riding with a friend who was on a dirt bike. Halfway through we swapped just for the hell...

Woah, woah woah! You can't just separate those things! We have to hold onto those grudges until we're Nevermind. I can't even make a coherent joke about that. The whole concept is just so foreign to me.

I'm aware. I was more referring to the hypothetical woman to which he was being compared. But yes, very easy mistake to make. I gotta say, though, it's pretty funny that a lot of these "manly men" of the 80s (hair bands in particular) appear more woman-like (feminine? IDK) than a lot of the...

Her kid likes soccer, she's already going through some shit...