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Is that the Lawrence Welk Show?

Larry McCarren was a football player for the Green Bay Packers. Broke his pinky several times, to where if he held his hand up like that the pinky would stick out sideways. That pinky toe shot made me think of the McCarren pinky finger.

Probably only a handful will get the reference, but it's totally worth it..

I mean... Good for her, I guess... I dont' think I could stay in that position.

Is that how they do it?

A legit question from a former supervisor, "What's the difference between a small and a chocolate?" That's not even from the boss (at the same place) who had wonderful sayings like, "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it," and "that's gonna blow up like a Christmas tree." Oh, and one of his...

Sadly, it's still storing those same phone numbers, you just don't need them... Go on, tell me you don't remember your best friends phone number from 40-50 years ago...

Is it me? I could really use one... I think I've missed the last several (thousand) naps...

I guess I thought it was a little more universal than it is, evidently. At least the difference between clips and mags is pretty universal, right? Right?! Am I living a lie?

I'm not a gun guy, but I think "shells" is more reserved for shotgun ammunition, or am I wrong? 9mm ammo is probably mostly called "rounds", I think. I could be wrong, though.

Yes, I get it. The finger is pointing at ME, though, it's not pointing at YOU...

We will rock *ME*?

Vacation means different things to different people. I think we're back to that Seinfeld reference, now...

Only an idiot would pay shipping fees!

Like kings?

It's just that stupidity is so damn contagious!

That tree darn near got hit by that car! It's a good thing it's flexible and was able to get out of the way.

What about words like "jabroni" and "add-wizard". -"Who was the add-wizard who thought this design would work?" -"I don't know, man. Some jabroni." As a midwest dad, "skedaddle" may have been thrown around here and there. In the same vein, "scat" is not bad. -Me: *standing, staring at my kid...

Next thing you know you'll be able to get an exhaust O pipe.