Recent content by ayak

A wife asked her husband,” If I died in a foreign country like Jerusalem and it took $30,000.00 to ship my body back home but only $500.00 to bury me there what would you do ?” Husband: “ let me see…. I would pay to ship you back home.” wife: “ Oh you would, Darling that is so sweet.”...

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place... First guy, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy, "That's nothing; I had...

You’re in your prime now. but if need be, we’ll go all Ted Williams on ya and get your head frozen. 🤣

-85770 or -85170 ?

Two Louisiana alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says, "I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids ... I just don't get it." "Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been...

I’ve seen a few clamps over the years that (from the factory) weren’t clamped down fully on the proper side of the barb fitting and worked themselves loose eventually. Can you tell from the ‘imprint’ of the clamp, if it was far enough to the end of the hose for the barb to work right?

A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange: • Officer: May I see your driver's license? • Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. • Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? • Biker: It's not my bike. I stole...