Bulldog your not a rancher, your a rocky mountain oyster farmer.
Anyone from the western states should get it!
You easterners are probably scratching your head about now!
Here is my Nut Shot contribution! Well it is a tractor forum!
Big, small, micro, fat, skinny, thin, thick, shinny, dull, rusted, hard, soft, lug, lock, flange, wing, set, eared, tower, SAE, metric, acorn, barrel, cage, castle, clip-on, coupling, cross, collar, insert, sex (yes it's a nut type), speed, slotted, split, sleeve, square, welded, staked, swage, T, T-slot, T groove, toggle, weld, well, wing, castellated, distorted thread, centerlock, elliptical offset, toplock, interfering thread, tapered thread, jam, jet, keps, nyloc plate, polymer insert, serrated face, serrated flange, tinnerman, sheet metal, split beam.
Now you can tell people about your nuts!