Daily Chuckle

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[woodman55]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Old_Paint]

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And that's when the fight started ....

 

[Magicman]

 

[RCW]

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I’ve heard that, and my kids have heard that.

Bless my mother’s heart.

Sometimes my brother and I would complain if we had fresh and very hot meal on our plates.

She’d say “you’d bitch if it were cold…”

Later on, I appreciated the hot meals more than you can imagine.

As a restaurant cook, I often went many months without ever sitting down for a meal. Some years I only sat for a meal a couple times

Would have loved a hot meal from mom….

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Henro]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Moose7060]

 

[dlsmith]

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Event though it's green, that just ain't right.

 

[fried1765]

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SO TRUE!
My dad came from Germany!

 

[DustyRusty]

It's all about the right advertising!!!!!!!


José and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as José, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.

José brings home a suitcase full of $10 dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to José, "I work just as long and hard as you do... so how come you bring home a suitcase full of $10 dollar bills every day?"

José says, “Look at your sign... what does it say?"

Carlos reads his sign: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."

"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says José.

Carlos says, “All right, what is on your sign?"

José shows him:

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]