Can we have a Walmart thread?

[GrizBota]

I take a fox!

Wait a minute, IIRC, you maybe referring to your significant other?

 

[jimh406]

I knew I shouldn't have opened this thread.

 

[DustyRusty]

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[Biker1mike]

I wonder what urban and upscale suburban shoppers think when they stop in a tractor supply store for the first time.
Do they need to take pictures of the person with mud caked muck boots, jeans that are faded and loose fitting and possible held up with suspenders. Then there is that beat up field jacket that has cuddled at least two generations of babies on the porch and a few critters on the property. A favorite hat that has sweat stains that look like a mountain range silhouette.
I know I can embarrass my upscale sister by simply stepping out of the truck in my comfy clothes.

 

[Daren Todd]

I try to stay away from Wal-Mart. The risk of a contact high is too great. The whole place smells like weed.

Most every where I go these days smells like weed.

 

[Biker1mike]

Most every where I go these days smells like weed.

Then stop following me !

 

[fried1765]

I take a fox!

Even at 83, I too would MUCH prefer a "fox"!

 

[DustyRusty]

If it is an 83-year fox that you are looking for, I am sure that I can accommodate your wishes. It might just take some time to find one. First I will need to get a Fox Hound, and then start hunting in Florida.

 

[jaxs]

If it makes you happy for goodness sake take your fox but if he comes sniffing around my vixen I'll put his tail on my radio antenna.

 

[DustyRusty]

Your vixen must be a racoon!!!

 

[skeets]

I take a fox!

Lets see the FOX

 

[D2Cat]

I could really not care how WalMart shoppers look. In a small town there are not a lot of choices of stores or hours to purchase some items. I go and get what I need and get out.

Same at the feed store. There are some pretty gruff looking individuals there also, but if you needed some help with something I bet they'd sure help!