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[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[RCW]

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Many years ago I had an advertisement next to the cash register on the back bar:

BONELESS CHICKEN DINNER
$1.00

Boneless Chicken Dinner was 2 Pickled Eggs and a draft beer. ….

Sold a lot of them.

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 6:30 after work.
His wife screams at him while his friend sits and listens in.
“My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I am still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?”
Calmly the husband replies, “Because he’s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo.”

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Fordtech86]

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[Daren Todd]

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And...... You already lost it!!!

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

What do a man with diarrhea and an Chevy owner have in common?
They both hope they make it home…