Oh, very true.
But I did have a mini excavator for 6 months (Dad's old one after buying a newer one, and before he sold it). Other than the one specific task I'd borrowed it for (digging out a hillside) I learned why he never used his excavator around the yard. I used to visit and he'd be getting out a shovel and I'd say "you have a digger". And he'd say, yeah, not worth getting it out for this. Turns out he was often right. I'd get out the excavator, drive it over the lawn (making a mess.....a backhoe wouldn't do that so much), dig a trench in 10 minutes, then spend 3 hours fixing the pipes I dug up, backfilling the trench, reseeding the grass etc etc. I wouldn't use one around the yard. If I had a farm (he did) then it'd be super useful because nothing needs to be as pretty, and you dig a lot more.