Daily Chuckle

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[DustyRusty]

A Biker on a Harley is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The Biker jumps off his Harley runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified Parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter had watched the whole event.
The reporter said to the Biker, Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'
The Biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars.
I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...
So, tell me, what do you do for a living and what political affiliations do you have?'
The Biker replies, ''I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.''
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper out of curiosity to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

And that pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Daren Todd]

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Flux capacitor???

 

[Bmyers]

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I see they are having the supply chain issue also. No date given when back in stock.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Biker1mike]

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I still do this. Bummer is that my fire ring will still be under the snow for the spring equinox !!

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

I still do this. Bummer is that my fire ring will still be under the snow for the spring equinox !!

Ditto!

 

[fried1765]

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ALL steps are DANGEROUS to those of us over 80!
Some of us also suffer from dementia!

 

[Magicman]

What is the "snow" of which you speak??

 

[Magicman]

Caution, Never ever hold a fart in !!! The air travels up your spine and into your brain and
gives you shitty ideas.

 

[DustyRusty]

Caution, Never ever hold a fart in !!! The air travels up your spine and into your brain and
gives you shitty ideas.

That explains a few members on these forums.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Fordtech86]