A woman comes out of Wal-Mart and is immediately arrested. Seems she stole a can of peaches.
Before a judge she is asked if she stole a can of peaches. "Yes your honor I did". "How many peaches were in the can", asked the judge. "7", she answered. "Therefore I sentence you to 7 years in jail".
The husband who happened to be there piped up, "She stole a can of peas too!"