Finally got a chance to get back to this.
Terminals and connections are clean.
After a few days, the battery is checking about 6.7vdc unconnected to anything, not sure what it was checking previously. I jumped it and after disconnecting the jumper cables, got a read of 14.4vdc across the terminals. Turned it off and disconnected the battery cables, read just over 12vdc across the terminals.
Here's where it gets interesting:
After 15 minutes or so, remaining disconnected, it read 11.85vdc. Ambient temp about 50 degrees F, so I don't think it would be due to that. I'll check again tomorrow. THAT suggests the battery isn't holding a charge.
But ALSO, checking resistance across the connectors (still keeping it disconnected) with the doors shut and key out of the ignition gives me a steady reading around 2000 ohms. That suggests a parasitic draw, right?
So maybe it's BOTH?
Could a draw like that screw up the battery to a point it won't keep a charge? 2k seems a pretty low resistance when you're expecting an open circuit. Doesn't make sense to replace the battery until the draw is fixed...
ETA:
Ah, looking things over some more, looks like maybe I should have been checking for amps? Still that doesn't seem right on the resistance for everything off...
I'll check amps tomorrow. Too dark out anymore today.