Make sure your wife drives you to the ophthalmologist not the gynecologist. It would sure be an opportunity for her to get even with you for all the negative things you say about her and her horses!
Never said anything bad about my wife. How she puts up with me is a miracle. Truly blessed to be married to her. The nags are another story. I'm allergic to horse hair and a horse is like a boat, A boat is a hole in the water you pour money into. A horse is a hole in the pasture tou also pour money into with little return, if any. Give me cattle anyday. I make money on them and I can eat them if necessary. Not about to butcher a horse (though I hear in Canada they eat them. I'm not going to.
Yes, she is driving me. I cannot even see the speedometer, let alone other cars on the road.
She has never read this forum anyway. She reads and posts on the Firearm forum I''m on because she's real handy with firearms, especially handguns. A real 'Anne Oakley' with my 460 XVR Smith wheelgun, though she prefers a 45 ACP 1911. Yes, she has her concealed carry permit too. Women, in general are much better shots than men.
Right now, I'm living in a fog. Might be better that way. Who knows.