Ok I've officially gone ballistic over not big brother, the gubmint, or any other foreign country, but rather the local electric company. I'm joining the tinfoil hat club.
Found a notice in the bushes that they'd stopped by to install a new upgraded meter, but found my gates "locked", and "Sign's of Dog's unable to contact customer" and so they didn't. Card said to read up on it at consumers energy.com/smartenergy. So I did. Found that they want to install a meter that transmits my energy use wirelessly via a transmitter.
First off they can access the meter without going in any of the gates, dogs or no dogs. Second, website says I am supposed to get a postcard and a phone call before they come out. Didn't happen. Third, to opt out it will cost me $69 plus $9.72 a month forever after to cover cost of reading meter. I am still thinking about that one. They only ever read it every other month. That really ticks me off. I don't want their new fangled "service" that allows me to monitor my use online. I can walk out the garage and watch the little wheel go around if I want to know what is happening. I also don't want anyone else monitoring my use or hacking the transmission in some way to mess up my bill. Finally I don't want anyone so undereducated that they don't know that plural nouns don't require apostrophes messing with my wiring Their reading level might be on a par with their grammar. (Yup a grammar snob here.)
Ok rant over. Time to put in the batteries, windmills, and solar panels and go off the grid.
Found a notice in the bushes that they'd stopped by to install a new upgraded meter, but found my gates "locked", and "Sign's of Dog's unable to contact customer" and so they didn't. Card said to read up on it at consumers energy.com/smartenergy. So I did. Found that they want to install a meter that transmits my energy use wirelessly via a transmitter.
First off they can access the meter without going in any of the gates, dogs or no dogs. Second, website says I am supposed to get a postcard and a phone call before they come out. Didn't happen. Third, to opt out it will cost me $69 plus $9.72 a month forever after to cover cost of reading meter. I am still thinking about that one. They only ever read it every other month. That really ticks me off. I don't want their new fangled "service" that allows me to monitor my use online. I can walk out the garage and watch the little wheel go around if I want to know what is happening. I also don't want anyone else monitoring my use or hacking the transmission in some way to mess up my bill. Finally I don't want anyone so undereducated that they don't know that plural nouns don't require apostrophes messing with my wiring Their reading level might be on a par with their grammar. (Yup a grammar snob here.)
Ok rant over. Time to put in the batteries, windmills, and solar panels and go off the grid.