Now as far a Kubota Anonymous meetings, I though it was best to just have the yearly retreat at my place, You decide, daily, weekly, monthly, whatever it takes to help with the addiction.
Oh and just to be clear.... Helping with the addiction, will mean many courses, classes, lectures, and campfire sing a longs to support and encourage your addiction!
Main course, proper power buying of used Kubota's whether you need them or not! (Course content written and course taught by D2Cat)
Properly negotiating the sale of your used kubota (Course taught by .... Nobody and probably will just be a reason to just kick back and relax)
Proper paint maintaining, repainting, and waxing of your Kubota (Course brought to you by Bearskinner) With special session on how to do big things with a little tractor!
Understanding and dealing with your newer tractors emissions system (Lecture and meditation session brought to you by sheepfarmer)
Paper bags, Laughing gas and herbal tea will be served during this Lecture, Please bring you own Xanax, Vicodin, or other calming vices with you.
If we need too, we can move the class to Washington state to help with the "smoking or snack-able calming vices".
Class in how to negotiate a new tractor purchase (Brought to you by 1970cs), with special session on how not to tick off the sales guy and how to keep them from throwing you out of the dealership and calling the cops on you.
Special course on "How to make things like NASA uses, but for your Kubota" (Special class by Yooper)
Proper or improper tear down and replacement of any slightly used component and even stuff that doesn't need replaced (Course brought to you by North Idaho Wolfman) with a special class on "You've blown it up, Now what to do" and sticking a bigger Kubota engine in your broken unit and this course is also very helpful with the Bobcat crowd.
Classes on "How to deal with Snow" and "How not to have your backside frezze to your seat", or "How to deal with the heat" and "How not to melt your backside into your seat"!
Direction of classes will depend on the weather that day, and by the looks of it, how long it takes for the snow to melt off of this place! (Brought to you by olthumpa and bearbait jointly(snow), CaveCreekRay (Heat))
Foreign relations (By cabu (Germany) and Tooljunkie (Canada) and Alexisferos (Greece) and volp (Sweden (summer)), (Spain (winter)).
Anyone else wishing to teach a Course please contact management so we can have neat things to help you tear up!
Please bring your own RV, Camper, Tent, Hammock, camping chair, or blanket, and bonus points for bringing a show and tell / play / tear down Tractor!
Firewood is available on site, Just bring your own Chain saw, Ax, Bow saw, hatchet, whittling knife.
Bathing with happen after someone digs the community swimming hole, so please for the love of all things someone bring a Track-hoe to the retreat!
